I’ve been very busy. Just since Monday I:
- Stacked it down the steps at my mum’s house and developed fetching cuts and bruises all over my legs
- Wrote my first Buzzfeed Post!
- Spent 5 minutes straightening my hair before I realised I hadn’t plugged the GHD’s in
- Made my friend A get drunk on red wine on a school night
- Ran around the garden with a salt shaker killing slugs like a demented child
- Resisted the urge to cry when my trains to and from work were cancelled in one day
- Came up with five ideas for humorous Tumblr blogs
- Spent an afternoon reading about slugs on Wikipedia. Did you know that weird hole they have on the side is for breathing? Gross.
- Considered reactivating Facebook
- Decided not to reactivate Facebook
- Wished death on at least ten different people every day
- Blew raspberries on the cat’s belly until he hid under the bed
- Tried and failed to work out how to connect my TV to WiFi (mostly because I’m too lazy to look up the model number so I can find the manual on the Sony website)
- Did an August Budget spreadsheet six times and came up with six different ‘spare money’ amounts every time
- Made a list of hot sauces and BBQ rubs I’m going to buy when I get paid
- Looked up how to cut wine bottles (to make into garden lanterns)
- Read this article and felt a bit emotional about how much I love Aldi
- Acquired a freakin’ beautiful vintage dressing table off Freegle
- Got stuck dragging the dressing table halfway up the stairs
- Avoided death from starvation by kicking the dressing table until it fell back down the stairs, miraculously intact
- Found reasons to avoid removing chipped nail polish. Such as: reading GFY, blowing raspberries on the cat’s stomach until he hides under the bed, pondering if I’m too old to buy a Moomin soft toy (no)
So you can see why I haven’t had time to post. But I will. Eventually. Once I can think of a whimsical DIY project that would earn you mad props on Pinterest (oh did I mention I have a Pinterest now too?)
I hope that all the super subtle self-promotion worked and my site stats will go up now kthx.